Wednesday, May 25, 2011

The Bill of Victory

Okay, Lord, I know you just want to remind me of those Stanley Cup resolutions I made before you let my team win. Did I not offer enough? Kids! Kids, get in here! Tell you what, if we win this hockey game, I'm paying for break dancing lessons for all four of you! Now, what else? I know! I'll finally pay back that student loan! Sorry, Lord. I forgot about that. And I'll volunteer in the old folks home for the next six months. Maybe they can use me to help out with the Bingo games... And- What's that? We won?

Oh no!

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